Don’t believe the headlines. Wind farms do not cause ‘global’ warming.

This is the first headline I’ve seen that says something doesn’t cause global warming.  Which means they probably do.  Theoretically.  Think about it.  The wind cools things down, or so it seems.  Put up enough of those stupid windmills, and the wind will be dampened and things will heat up.  There will be a lot fewer birds, too.  Spotted owls, condors, eagles, they’ll all be getting smacked in the beak by those blades.  Plus, they’re an eyesore.  (The windmills, not the birds.)

Everything the left does has adverse consequences they don’t cop to.  They simply wait until people forget it was their idea and go door to door asking people to donate money to their cause so they can lobby against those evil politicians who have blighted our landscapes with windmills.  For the time being, the consequences are offset by good intentions, similar to how carbon credits offset global warming.  Carbon credits, good intentions, both are equally effective.