This is Jayne the cat sitting on a case of light bulbs.  Sylvania 100 watt bulbs, to be precise.  Next to it is a case of Philips 60 watt bulbs.  They’re all on top of a cabinet in my computer room.  There are more boxes of light bulbs than this, too.  You all know why I have lots and lots of light bulbs.  Because the Democrat party banned them and George Bush signed the nonsense.  Thanks, Mr. President.  Bipartisanship isn’t a virtue when it’s based on bull elmo, BTW.  Banning my bulbs isn’t going to lower the oceans, believe it or not.  It’s not going to change the climate one bit.