I’m going to let my vast readership down on this one. All five readers plus the NSA. Maybe Obama would even read it if he attended NSA briefings. But my ego is causing me to digress from the topic of this post. Which is Carlos Danger, also known as Anthony Weiner.

Now I’ve heard that Anthony/Carlos has tweeted of facebooked or otherwise texted pictures of his…uh, weiner and that they can be found on the web. I haven’t confirmed this, however. It’s not something I really want to see. So categorize this as mere speculation.

The trouble with blogging about Carlos Danger is that it’s impossible to do without going into paroxysms of raucous laughter. It just can’t be done. If allegedly posting pictures of his junk isn’t enough to sink his political career, then using that pseudonym surely should finish him off. But it might not. Remember, he’s a Democrat.

But you know what’s funny about this, other than all of it? Supposing, hypothetically, that his name really was Carlos Danger. And suppose he needed a pseudonym and came up with Anthony Weiner. That would be equally funny.

Probably the person most happy about all of this is Bob Filner. That guy really needs a diversion, right about now.