It’s been nearly impossible to satirize the left for a while now, and it’s not smart to try because you’ll do their thinking for them and they’ll steal the idea and implement it. So this is probably not a good blog entry. But they’ll think of it themselves anyway.

Why hasn’t the left done away with the term “home invasion”? Think about it. If there is anything in the news that makes a person want to jump into his or her SUV and drive down to the local gun store, it’s reading about a “home invasion.” Calling the cops doesn’t do much good because it’s happening real time. It’s not as useless as calling the White House about a consulate attack, but then not much is. A Michelle Obama-approved school lunch comes close.

The left doesn’t want private citizens to have guns. So why hasn’t some pointy headed leftist decreed that “home invasion” is offensive or racist and demanded it be replaced by something more innocuous? Like residential shoplifter, perhaps. As soon as one does, the media will dutifully comply as they always do.

So I predict they’ll do just that. When, I don’t know. But all I know is that the plagiaristic left won’t give this blog credit.