When I was in kindergarten way way back, like from 1959 to 1960, when the world was still in black and white, we sat on a linoleum floor. No desks. At even intervals throughout the room, there were individual tiles that were a different color from the rest. Each child was assigned a “square” to sit on. We sat on our squares because kids were civilized back then, at least as civilized as a kid that age can be expected to be.

Now it seems that Democrats have taken to sitting on the floor in the House of Representatives, except they aren’t as well behaved as we were way way back in kindergarten. Now they shout and disrupt things until the house goes on recess, after which they get up and go to the buffet. Speaker Ryan let them do it and tried to ignore them the best he could. Why did the Democrats do this? They want our guns.

Here’s  what the Speaker  should have done.

Speaker Ryan missed a golden opportunity to ridicule those Democrats. He could have brought in a bag full of goodies for them. Pacifiers, jacks, tiddly winks, juice boxes (not sure what a juice box is, but I hear kids drink them), chocolate milk (or has that been forbidden?), Legos, blocks, and bubbles. He should have treated them like kindergarteners, which still would have been more than they deserved. Imagine bubbles floating up from the house floor, like it was Lawrence Welk. You know those Democrats wouldn’t be able to resist a game of jacks or tiddly winks.

Come on, Republicans. Donald Trump is showing you how it’s done. Start in on these Democrats. It’s not as if they deserve to be treated as serious people.