Elizabeth Warren is running for the senate against incumbent Scott Brown, R-MA.  Considering she’s a member of the Democrat party in Massachusetts, she stands a good chance just because she’s breathing.  Actually, Democrat party members can win senate seats even after they’ve assumed room temperature, as happened in Missouri a few years back.  She also has the additional advantage of being–hold on to your hats–a Native American.  Yes, indeedy.  She’s a grand total of 1/32 Native American, which qualifies her for minority status.

Apparently, there has been family stories about a Native American (formally Indian) heritage in her family.  Most families have stories like that, but only a far left liberal member of the Democrat party would list herself as a minority lawyer as she did.  And as a good liberal, she denies it was to give herself a professional advantage.  Yeah, right.

But it turns out she might have lucked out.  Now they’re actually saying who the Native American in the family is, a great-great-great grandmother.  That’s apparently enough to fill her DNA with a rich Native American heritage and establish she’s not a lying Democrat party member.  She’s 31/32 something else, but those Native American genes must have strong magic to trump it all.