Now Breitbart is saying she plagiarized a recipe or two for a cookbook entitled “Pow Wow Chow.”  The recipes?  Cold omelets with crab meat and crab with tomato mayonnaise dressing.  Yes, old Native American recipes passed down through the generations for millenia, mother to daughter, until it reached the Massachusetts senatorial candidate of color.

Now I’m not the most sophisticated person when it comes to the culinary arts, in fact I might be one of the least.  However, if somebody showed me those recipes and asked me to guess their origins, the Cherokees wouldn’t be near the top.  No disrespect to the Cherokees, but tomato mayonnaise dressing doesn’t sound like something they’d serve.  I’d probably guess French and I’d be right, despite my lack of experience as a chef.  The recipes were from Le Pavilion, a French restaurant in Manhattan.  They were published before Elizabeth Warren shared her family recipes.

Now I’ve been trying to figure out what she should do in the outside chance the mainstream media asks her about this.  The answer?  She should claim the restaurant stole the recipe from the Cherokees.  Sure, it sounds absurd, but she’s a member of the Democrat party and has been uttering absurdities for weeks now.  There will be more to come.