This is from Breitbart.

It happened in Britain, but it could happen in Massachusetts or Maryland easily enough.  And I’m afraid I’m going to let my vast readership, all three of them, down.  Why?  Because I’m at a complete loss for words here.  First I was laughing too hard to write about it, then I was shaking my head in amazement so hard my monitor was disappearing in the periphery of my vision.

But I think I’ve pulled myself together enough to at least produce something, although it’s depressing.  I’ve been fortunate to live in a miniscule window of history when there was freedom in the world, at least part of it.  And I’ve been fortunate to live in the free part of it.  The kids today won’t know what it’s like.  Maybe because they’re too busy throwing flapjacks around like boomerangs that don’t return.  But more likely because people have surrendered their freedom for the illusion of safety.  In this case, it’s the freedom to bear triangular flapjacks.

So the only kids who will have triangular flapjacks now will be the bad kids, the ones destined for juvenile hall, or wherever they send the little shits in England.  And the schools will be triangular free flapjacks zones, so the other kids will be sitting ducks.  Returning fire with round flapjacks when being attacked by triangular assault flapjacks will be like attacking a gun wielding maniac with a pair of scissors, which the Department of Homeland Security has recommended.

So for the kids of today, I didn’t vote for anybody who would deprive you of triangular flapjacks.  But your older brothers and sisters who are old enough to vote have.  They’re just as screwed as you are, but they’re not smart enough to realize it yet and even when they are, they’ll blame it on Bush.  In the meantime, I’ll grow old in sanity’s waning years.